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the BOYS club!
Wednesday, November 4, 2009 @ 7:21 PM

I'm sure this happens to most females.

You were hanging out with a bunch of male majorities in your group and they start talking in male jargon in front of you.

They start crapping up jokes about the female anatomy and other female bodily jokes.

They start teasing and checking out other girls and start talking about other girls to you.

And then they start trash talking, completely ignoring the fact that you're listening.

Whether they completely forgotten you're there, or forgotten the fact that you're a GIRL,

at that moment ladies,

you have entered the BOYS CLUB.




There's nothing wrong, really.


I find male trash talking and male conversation rather interesting at times. It is interesting to see how men delight in boastful comments, intimidate each other with vulgar words and how they come up with the stupidest jokes.


Nothing gets classier in male conversation until they start invoking the "yo mama" jokes.

"yo mama's so ugly that when she walks into the bank, they turn off the surveillance camera".

"yo mama's so fat, her shadow is heavier than me"

"yo mama's ass is so huge, it covers the sun light"


...............and in Bahasa Malaysia, the "yo mama" jokes continue, except in BM :

"ibumu jantan" and it goes on..


How do you know whether you have entered the "boys club" or the "brothers zone?"

  • When they start calling you "bro". Or any other names that they call their other male friends. Such as, "macha" which means buddy in Tamil.
  • When they start calling you out for yum cha sessions and you're the only girl. Its either they already treat you like their buddy, or one of the guys is interested in you. XD
  • When they start spilling the dush on everything that they tell their other male friends.
  • When they start teaching you their men signs and their secret handshake. O.o
  • When they expect you to trash talk back.

So, ladies, does this ring a bell?


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